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Nowhere to go for the Bush Presidential Library.

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    ETproductions5 months, 1 week ago

    I would like to encourage everybody to donate NOTHING to the Bush Library. Democrats and Republicans alike. This man has done enormous damage to the Republican Party. His stain will last for decades to come.

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      MRCOFFEECAKE5 months ago

      I'm on a Committee that is presently gathering signatures to name a Sewerage Treatment Plant after him in California..

      Believe me, Texas will give him his library.

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      Shadowolf5 months ago

      Some friends and I joined forces to give LeShrub the salute he deserves...we fired off a 21 Bun salute...(Ten tooters tooting and a one cheek sneak!!)

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      jovial5 months, 1 week ago

      A skidmark on the underwear of justice.

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      not2needy5 months, 1 week ago

      So much for wanting his library to be bigger and better than his fathers. LOL!

      Maybe he can find a few acres to spare in Paraguay!

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        Lurch5 months, 1 week ago

        I doubt Neil or the twins would be happy to have a reminder of what they didn`t learn on their own property. Major downer for them.

        However, considering the Moonies are building a family compound next door to the Bush`s and don`t mind blowing a billion on useless tripe, there is still hope.

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        splitrch5 months ago

        Don't forget Poland!

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      Spadecaller5 months, 1 week ago

      I would be willing to donate money to a war museum where Bush's crimes against humanity could be exhibited for the world to see.

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        memestryker5 months, 1 week ago

        But we should probably let the Iraqis build that in Baghdad.

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        ciera-marie5 months ago

        SC an even better idea!

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        cushi5 months ago

        BRILLIANT!!

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        lovemylibs5 months, 1 week ago

        The pop-up books need a home.

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          bluetexasvalley5 months, 1 week ago

          Don't forget the coloring book, if he gets it finished in time. :)

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          AntiNeoCon5 months, 1 week ago

          They could erect it on a very small island somewhere, to match his rather small brain.

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            cowboygrandpa5 months, 1 week ago

            Yeah, What was the name of the Island we used for nuclear testing again? Perfect site for the GW Bush museum. Waste land for a wasted library. LOL

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            Shadowolf5 months ago

            ANC

            Somewhere in the 'Ring of Fire',perchance...

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            raats66625 months, 1 week ago

            I knew that American's didn't approve of him (latest poll hovering at 70%) and that many people in the WORLD didn't approve, but if NASA has it's way that will expand to the UNIVERSE.

            IF there is other life in the Universe does ANYONE really want George W. Bush to be the first sign (they see) of intelligent life on Earth?

            Come on, wouldn't that GUARANTEE a first strike (by them) to protect the Universe from ALL the stupid people on Earth?

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              Radiofreeeuropa5 months ago

              LOL!

              I know how we can fix the US economy!

              Bush himself will be located in the holding area of the Bush Presidential Porta-potty.

              Bush's presidential toilet should be located conveniently near an airport so people could come from all over the world to wiz or take a dump on him. We could charge for use of the facility. I'm certain most people in the world would want to travel to use this facility! The money raised from such a venture would handily pay off the Iraq deficit because of the high demand and it would generally promote tourism. This would change Bush's legacy, as he finally would have contributed a useful service to the country and indeed the world!

              What idiot would bother to visit his library? Maybe Larry Craig would set up shop in it's lavatory, but that's about it.

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            gamahuche5 months, 1 week ago

            Laura would be a great librarian, however.

            I should imagine that for GWB a sensorama fart-chamber with echo-control would be far more entertaing - it could of course be budgeted as an add-on to this project.

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              memestryker5 months, 1 week ago

              His library is already represented by David Letterman videos on Youtube anyway. Does he even need brick and mortar?

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                Spadecaller5 months ago

                (gamahuche)

                Laura could drive the shuttle to and from the airport to the libarary.

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              Radiofreeeuropa5 months ago

              Of course Tony Blair would want his own version of some kind official toilet, it might cut into the Bush Toilet's business.

              Nah! No Competition!

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                mntnman4445 months ago

                Shouldn't it be called the LIEbrary?

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                  albionperfides5 months ago

                  What, no comment from aniokly or luvmyprez or dropkickalib?

                  Come on girls have a go!

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                  MajJohn5 months ago

                  I had my heart set on a Bush II library in Montana and if not there then in Utah. I'm sooo disappointed. I guess I'll settle for closet space in the Quaker meeting house at the Hoover library.

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                    ciera-marie5 months ago

                    MajJohn: Just curious why Montana or Utah? Would that be Cowboy justice per chance? Then I'm all for it.

                    I don't think the Quaker's want the Bush library either.

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                    Shadowolf5 months ago

                    ...can't stick it in Arizona...those idiots have no sense of Yuma...

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                    not2needy5 months ago

                    I'm sure there's an old outhouse somewhere in Tx with a catalogue in it, does that qualify? HAHAHAHAHA!!

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                      Radiofreeeuropa5 months ago

                      Q: Do you know where the books on Suicide are located in the Bush Library?

                      A: They should be right over here, but his entire cabinet and staff checked them out... they never came back.

                      Q: What is the difference between a Librarian in the Bush Library and a large pizza?

                      A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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                        chevydog5 months ago

                        Someplace in West Texas near the Lost Dutchman mine.

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                          CactusAnnie5 months ago

                          "Someplace in West Texas near the Lost Dutchman mine."

                          They call that Arizona now days. The Lost Dutchman mine is fairly near Phoenix...

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                          aniokly5 months ago

                          If the powers that be found a place for the Clinton brothel, and Presidential Library I am sure they can find a place for President Bush's Presidential Library.

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                            gamahuche5 months ago

                            Great thinking ani ok! Now perhaps you could expand your concept to suggest whether "the powers that be" would ensure that the Clinton brothel would attract more readers and the Bush "library" more wankers or vice versa?

                            Or do they have an even more perverse sense of humour?

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                              Shadowolf5 months ago

                              OOPS,Daily Double...

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                              Shadowolf5 months ago

                              ,,,Death Valley,Maybe???

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                                Poulenc5 months ago

                                Oxymoronic several times over: Bush, Presidential, Library.

                                And speaking of "moronic".....

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                                  chuck-the-canuck5 months ago

                                  Only in America do the functionally illiterate have libraries named after them.

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                                    raats66625 months ago

                                    OK, now I'm confused. There's an internet article that the GWB Library is going to be housed as SMU.

                                    http://www.smu.edu/newsinfo/announcements/

                                    So is that where it's going to be or are they still working on a location?

                                    BTW- if you want a REAL laugh try....

                                    http://www.georgewbush.org/

                                    That's where you'll get (I kid you not)

                                    "Welcome to the future home of the officious George W. Bush Presidential Library. This patriotic website will serve as an authoritative digital archive, dedicated to preserving and celebrating the godly legacy of the most honest, peaceful, and intelligent leader in the 6,000 year history of the planet Earth."

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