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ETproductions
May 3, 2008, 12:27 a.m.
I would like to encourage everybody to donate NOTHING to the Bush Library. Democrats and Republicans alike. This man has done enormous damage to the Republican Party. His stain will last for decades to come.

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  MRCOFFEECAKE
  May 3, 2008, 9:41 a.m.
  I'm on a Committee that is presently gathering signatures to name a Sewerage Treatment Plant after him in California..
  Believe me, Texas will give him his library.
  
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    ETproductions
    May 3, 2008, 11:14 a.m.
    I heard about that. It's an hilarious idea. However, truth be told, a sewerage treatment plant works exactly in reverse of the Bush Administration.
    A sewerage treatment plant takes in that which is dirty and outputs that which is clean. The Bush Administration takes in that which is clean and turns out sewerage.
    
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      cushi
      May 3, 2008, 4:16 p.m.
      You beat me to it as I'm just getting here, but you're right on the money! Nope, Sewage Treatment Plant, he's not representative of!
      I say, put a pin up of him in Big Bubba's cell with a big bullseye you know where!
      
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        MRCOFFEECAKE
        May 3, 2008, 10:51 p.m.
        Yes it is the closest facility that would be appropriate, because, after all, they are both FULL OF SHIIITE!
        Right?
        
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        cushi
        May 3, 2008, 11:01 p.m.
        LOL
        
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        ETproductions
        May 4, 2008, 12:26 a.m.
        OK, I see the anal-ogy now.
        
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    Ciera Marie
    May 3, 2008, 2:53 p.m.
    MCC: Does the committee need some help? I know I'm willing to volunteer. Where do I sign the petition and send donations. I think the Sewerage Treatemnt Plant named afte him is the best idea.
    
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      MRCOFFEECAKE
      May 3, 2008, 11:03 p.m.
      I originally expressed the idea here on Netscape almost 2 1/2 years ago. it has finally caught in in northern cal..
      You can google T. Wayne Pickering..
      or e-mail him at t.wayne.pickering@gmail.com.
      They got 800 signatures in 2 days..They need 10,000 before Memorial Day, but no money is being asked for..
      There are at least 150 volunteers(and growing) canvassing the streets
      over the next 2 weeks.. they expect to get 18,000 signatures, all 2 weeks early..
      FINALLY, George Bush is uniting Americans and giving them the faith to believe that if they work together they can get good things done! (I hope they invite him for the first flush!)
      
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      MRCOFFEECAKE
      May 4, 2008, 6:27 p.m.
      Look up the Bush monument story I just posted..and please vote it up..It already made page 2!!
      
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  Shadowolf
  May 3, 2008, 4:19 p.m.
  Some friends and I joined forces to give LeShrub the salute he deserves...we fired off a 21 Bun salute...(Ten tooters tooting and a one cheek sneak!!)
  
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jovial
May 3, 2008, 12:33 a.m.
A skidmark on the underwear of justice.

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  gamahuche
  May 3, 2008, 1:50 a.m.
  Yuk!
  
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  Bkumm
  May 3, 2008, 7:55 a.m.
  Justice may be blind, but her sense of smell works just fine!!!
  
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    Goppy
    May 3, 2008, 8:26 a.m.
    Hey, thats pretty ding dang good!
    
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      Bkumm
      May 3, 2008, 9:25 a.m.
      Well, I'm still sober, don't expect it to last!
      
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        not2needy
        May 3, 2008, 2:50 p.m.
        Heh heh!
        
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not2needy
May 3, 2008, 12:35 a.m.
So much for wanting his library to be bigger and better than his fathers. LOL!
Maybe he can find a few acres to spare in Paraguay!

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  Lurch
  May 3, 2008, 12:41 a.m.
  I doubt Neil or the twins would be happy to have a reminder of what they didn`t learn on their own property. Major downer for them.
  However, considering the Moonies are building a family compound next door to the Bush`s and don`t mind blowing a billion on useless tripe, there is still hope.
  
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    not2needy
    May 3, 2008, 12:48 a.m.
    lol, so true
    
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  splitrch
  May 3, 2008, 12:16 p.m.
  Don't forget Poland!
  
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    cushi
    May 3, 2008, 4:23 p.m.
    How about on the other side of Midnight, wherever the heck that is!! I hear West Hell has some vacant space also!
    
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Spadecaller
May 3, 2008, 1:03 a.m.
I would be willing to donate money to a war museum where Bush's crimes against humanity could be exhibited for the world to see.

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  memestryker
  May 3, 2008, 4:23 a.m.
  But we should probably let the Iraqis build that in Baghdad.
  
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    Beau7890
    May 3, 2008, 7:16 a.m.
    I was thinking that since they showered the US tanks with flowers, maybe they'd appreciate hosting the library there.
    
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  Ciera Marie
  May 3, 2008, 2:54 p.m.
  SC an even better idea!
  
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    Beau7890
    May 3, 2008, 4:08 p.m.
    I'd just be happy with some press about them in this country. The rest of the world already knows.
    
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  cushi
  May 3, 2008, 4:19 p.m.
  BRILLIANT!!
  
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lovemylibs
May 3, 2008, 1:10 a.m.
The pop-up books need a home.

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  bluetexasvalley
  May 3, 2008, 1:34 a.m.
  Don't forget the coloring book, if he gets it finished in time. :)
  
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AntiNeoCon
May 3, 2008, 1:49 a.m.
They could erect it on a very small island somewhere, to match his rather small brain.

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  cowboygrandpa
  May 3, 2008, 2:22 a.m.
  Yeah, What was the name of the Island we used for nuclear testing again? Perfect site for the GW Bush museum. Waste land for a wasted library. LOL
  
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    Radiofreeeuropa
    May 3, 2008, 7:03 a.m.
    Why does a man who admittedly doesn't read anything need a library? He should have a presidential toilet instead for his legacy. Maybe a stinky porta-potty.
    
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      rdy2rck
      May 3, 2008, 7:08 a.m.
      We could use an old waterboard as a sign.
      
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    rdy2rck
    May 3, 2008, 7:05 a.m.
    The Bikini Atolls .Nobodies going to use them for thousands of years anyway.
    
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  Shadowolf
  May 3, 2008, 8:40 a.m.
  ANC
  Somewhere in the 'Ring of Fire',perchance...
  
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raats6662
May 3, 2008, 1:52 a.m.
I knew that American's didn't approve of him (latest poll hovering at 70%) and that many people in the WORLD didn't approve, but if NASA has it's way that will expand to the UNIVERSE.
IF there is other life in the Universe does ANYONE really want George W. Bush to be the first sign (they see) of intelligent life on Earth?
Come on, wouldn't that GUARANTEE a first strike (by them) to protect the Universe from ALL the stupid people on Earth?

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  Radiofreeeuropa
  May 3, 2008, 7:27 a.m.
  LOL!
  I know how we can fix the US economy!
  Bush himself will be located in the holding area of the Bush Presidential Porta-potty.
  Bush's presidential toilet should be located conveniently near an airport so people could come from all over the world to wiz or take a dump on him. We could charge for use of the facility. I'm certain most people in the world would want to travel to use this facility! The money raised from such a venture would handily pay off the Iraq deficit because of the high demand and it would generally promote tourism. This would change Bush's legacy, as he finally would have contributed a useful service to the country and indeed the world!
  What idiot would bother to visit his library? Maybe Larry Craig would set up shop in it's lavatory, but that's about it.
  
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    Bkumm
    May 3, 2008, 8:10 a.m.
    "What idiot would bother to visit his library? Maybe Larry Craig would set up shop in it's lavatory, but that's about it."
    OUCH!!!
    
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gamahuche
May 3, 2008, 1:57 a.m.
Laura would be a great librarian, however.
I should imagine that for GWB a sensorama fart-chamber with echo-control would be far more entertaing - it could of course be budgeted as an add-on to this project.

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  memestryker
  May 3, 2008, 4:25 a.m.
  His library is already represented by David Letterman videos on Youtube anyway. Does he even need brick and mortar?
  
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  Spadecaller
  May 3, 2008, 8:49 a.m.
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  Laura could drive the shuttle to and from the airport to the libarary.
  
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    cushi
    May 3, 2008, 4:21 p.m.
    McCain could be the tour guide.
    
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      Scrimshaw
      May 3, 2008, 4:50 p.m.
      McCain's going to be busy for at least four years. Sorry to spoil your toilet humor.
      
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        gamahuche
        May 3, 2008, 6:58 p.m.
        I don't see that there's any toilet humour involved unless you're striving to inform us in some coded manner that McC's "back-up option" when his dismal current efforts hit the skids is as the lavatory attendant at this amenity. If so will he enlist Larry Craig in the special services dept. and how will they split the gratuities?
        
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        Scrimshaw
        May 4, 2008, 5:22 p.m.
        Maybe you and Craig should run for office, same ideals, morals and similar interests.
        
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        gamahuche
        May 5, 2008, 2:29 a.m.
        Ever thought of getting a job as a comedian?
        Think again.
        
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Radiofreeeuropa
May 3, 2008, 7:39 a.m.
Of course Tony Blair would want his own version of some kind official toilet, it might cut into the Bush Toilet's business.
Nah! No Competition!

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mntnman444
May 3, 2008, 12:15 p.m.
Shouldn't it be called the LIEbrary?

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ML2007
May 3, 2008, 1:31 p.m.
The Russians told me they had a place they would give him for his library if he just promised to keep it clean and live there- Chernobyl

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albionperfides
May 3, 2008, 2:34 p.m.
What, no comment from aniokly or luvmyprez or dropkickalib?
Come on girls have a go!

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  Scrimshaw
  May 3, 2008, 4:52 p.m.
  I'll speak for them, FU A$$hole.
  
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MajJohn
May 3, 2008, 2:35 p.m.
I had my heart set on a Bush II library in Montana and if not there then in Utah. I'm sooo disappointed. I guess I'll settle for closet space in the Quaker meeting house at the Hoover library.

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  Ciera Marie
  May 3, 2008, 2:59 p.m.
  MajJohn: Just curious why Montana or Utah? Would that be Cowboy justice per chance? Then I'm all for it.
  I don't think the Quaker's want the Bush library either.
  
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    mntnman444
    May 3, 2008, 5:41 p.m.
    Plenty of room out in the Utah desert...we can call it
    the "GW Bush LIEbrary and NewKewLar Waste Dump"
    
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  Shadowolf
  May 3, 2008, 9:40 p.m.
  ...can't stick it in Arizona...those idiots have no sense of Yuma...
  
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not2needy
May 3, 2008, 2:52 p.m.
I'm sure there's an old outhouse somewhere in Tx with a catalogue in it, does that qualify? HAHAHAHAHA!!

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Radiofreeeuropa
May 3, 2008, 3:45 p.m.
Q: Do you know where the books on Suicide are located in the Bush Library?
A: They should be right over here, but his entire cabinet and staff checked them out... they never came back.
Q: What is the difference between a Librarian in the Bush Library and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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chevydog
May 3, 2008, 4:01 p.m.
Someplace in West Texas near the Lost Dutchman mine.

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  CactusAnnie
  May 4, 2008, 5:45 p.m.
  "Someplace in West Texas near the Lost Dutchman mine."
  They call that Arizona now days. The Lost Dutchman mine is fairly near Phoenix...
  
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aniokly
May 3, 2008, 4:17 p.m.
If the powers that be found a place for the Clinton brothel, and Presidential Library I am sure they can find a place for President Bush's Presidential Library.

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  gamahuche
  May 3, 2008, 7:16 p.m.
  Great thinking ani ok! Now perhaps you could expand your concept to suggest whether "the powers that be" would ensure that the Clinton brothel would attract more readers and the Bush "library" more wankers or vice versa?
  Or do they have an even more perverse sense of humour?
  
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  Shadowolf
  May 3, 2008, 9:52 p.m.
  OOPS,Daily Double...
  
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Shadowolf
May 3, 2008, 4:21 p.m.
,,,Death Valley,Maybe???

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Scrimshaw
May 3, 2008, 4:37 p.m.
Hey if they built a library for Carter...

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  Scrimshaw
  May 4, 2008, 5:18 p.m.
  Who is illiterate. They probably built it for Billy, the smart one in the family.
  
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Poulenc
May 3, 2008, 5:08 p.m.
Oxymoronic several times over: Bush, Presidential, Library.
And speaking of "moronic".....

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Chuck The Canuck
May 3, 2008, 8:23 p.m.
Only in America do the functionally illiterate have libraries named after them.

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raats6662
May 4, 2008, 2:29 a.m.
OK, now I'm confused. There's an internet article that the GWB Library is going to be housed as SMU.
http://www.smu.edu/newsinfo/announcements/
So is that where it's going to be or are they still working on a location?
BTW- if you want a REAL laugh try....
http://www.georgewbush.org/
That's where you'll get (I kid you not)
"Welcome to the future home of the officious George W. Bush Presidential Library. This patriotic website will serve as an authoritative digital archive, dedicated to preserving and celebrating the godly legacy of the most honest, peaceful, and intelligent leader in the 6,000 year history of the planet Earth."

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